I feel like every time I hear the name “Mike Tyson,” I expect something epic to follow. Today when I read an article on the Daily Mail, I found some epic stuff that was worth reporting to you since it’s right in line with everything we do here on my blog, which is passing drug tests.
Mike Tyson Cheated Drug Tests With Fake Penis
Yep, you heard me right. “Iron” Mike Tyson used a fake dick to pass drug tests. He told Chelsea Handler how “easy” it was since the drug tester looked away. Obviously, it’s a lot of the same stuff I blog about pretty often here as this is right up my alley. When you take a drug test, you just have to be confident that the person will look away. If you are a man, nobody wants to see your cock. Just trust me there. Tyson even agreed with that assessment in his interview.
He was quoted as saying the fake penis was a “brown, tan, cream color.” Obviously, being of African American descent, Tyson was ripe to get pinched if a tester looking at his unit saw a white dick!
If you need to make millions of dollars fighting, and need to use drugs and want to pass tests, follow the lead. People are doing this daily, and you can too. With marijuana being legal in so many places now, you can smoke, but still need to pass drug tests. I’ve outlined some pages below so you can read up on more of this.
For for of you who came here because you are Mike Tyson Fans, check this out. I couldn’t get enough of this game growing up!