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Jake is a marijuana advocate and voice of the people who are for the legalization of marijuana. As the webmaster, all views, opinions, and reviews on this website are based on his personal experiences. He hopes to educate people as well as help them find the best methods to pass drug tests.

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Georges St-Pierre Claims It’s “Easy” to Beat Drug Tests

I always liked the way Georges St.-Pierre fought when he was in the Octagon, but I never saw myself siding with him on a stance until now.  To boot, a very controversial stance!

If you have been a long time reader of Clear The Drug Test, you know I talk a lot about the UFC.  At the end of this article I’ll link you to stories about that I’ve written in the past.  Today, I’m writing to react to a recent quote by one of the all-time greats, Georges St.-Pierre, or “GSP” as he is mostly known as in fighting circles.

You see, GSP left teh UFC in 2013, back when drug testing was much different than it is today.  There were many fighters utilizing testosterone replacement therapy, among other things, that typically weren’t caught in the testing done outside of fighting during screening.  The commission-mandated screening was a joke, seen as an “IQ test” by many.

Watch:  GSP On PED Use

Back in 2015, things changed.  The UFC, along with the (USADA) United States Anti Doping Agency, set up a partnership to form a program so comprehensive that all sports would literally see it as the gold standard.  Since this change, we’ve seen many failed drug tests and subsequent suspensions.

However, according to the legendary GSP, there are still many men cheating inside the octagon.

“Even now, it’s still easy to [cheat]. Even now,” St-Pierre said recently during an appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience.

He went on to elaborate how he would hypothetically pass a drug test:

“Let’s say I want to have an injection of a product that will last in my body for two days or one day. So I know that particular day I cannot be tested, because if I am, I’m screwed. So I put on my [USADA] whereabouts [app] that I’m traveling to freakin’ Antarctica or anywhere, somewhere that is believable, and then I come back two days after. That substance will stay in my body for a certain period of time, but the effect of it will last maybe a month. And now we’re talking about performance enhancing drugs — people, they misunderstand this.

Then, he took it a step even further…..

“They go, ‘Well yeah, but it still doesn’t make a difference.’ Yes, it does make the different in an athlete,” St-Pierre continued. “And the reason, in the eighties and before, [PEDs gave] you more power, more stamina, more endurance. Now, man, with the technology, they have stuff that will change your reaction time, your confidence, your reset time. And this is a huge, huge application, man. If you play baseball or you’re fighting, you see the things coming, you have your reaction time, you’re sharper in the brain. What makes a guy athletic, it’s not his muscle. The reason why Usain Bolt ran faster — there’s many reasons why, but one of the main reasons is because his brain, his nervous system is faster.

Of course, if your nervous system is enhanced, you are a better athlete, fighter, etc.  He went on and on about this in his interview with Joe Rogan, which makes a lot of sense.

GSP has forever been a voice in the sport who spoke out about PED use.  He wanted testing done when he was a champion, and pushed for testing ahead of his bout with Johny Hendricks way back in November of 2013.  Hendicks famously agreed to the testing, only to change his mind!

Ever since the standardized testing came into play, Hendricks no so ironically lost five of six fights!

If UFC fighters can get away with taking drugs, trust me when I tell you I can help you pass a drug test for marijuana!

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Mike Tyson California City Weed Ranch

Mike Tyson California City Weed RanchIs Iron Mike Tyson becoming a gentleman farmer?

Mike Tyson’s Going to have a Pot Farm and

Ranch in California City, CA

Not quite. The man nicknamed “The Baddest Man on the Planet” appears to be getting into the pot business. The Mike Tyson California City, CA weed ranch has begun construction. He is one of many marijuana entrepreneurs that are clamoring to set up operations near Los Angeles. LA is considered a massive market for California’s legal medicinal marijuana and recreational marijuana industry. California City is about 100 miles northeast of Los Angeles.

Though there have been some delays, thanks to the city council of California City, they finally issued permits for the planned 40-acre operation which they are calling Tyson Ranch. Tyson and partners have broken ground and are moving ahead with the project.

A Desert Oasis with a Factory, Farm, School, Camping…and Tyson

Robert Hickman, a partner in Tyson Ranch, says they are making an “oasis”. 20 of the acres are earmarked for growing marijuana. They have a school planned to teach pot growers how to make their particular strain the best it can be. A factory to make pot edibles is in the works as is an amphitheater.

Tyson Ranch is also intended to be a resort of sorts. Cannabis fans will be able to stay in cabins that will be built on the property. At least one campground is going to be constructed on the property too. You could have a whole “pot-cation” thanks to Mike Tyson’s marijuana resort!

California City, CA site of Tyson Marijuana ResortCalifornia City Mayor Jennifer Woods is appreciative of Tyson and his partner’s company, Tyson Holistic, which will run the ranch.

Tyson Holistic’s current employees are mostly veterans and they intend to hire more.

California Marijuana DryingTyson Ranch will be a supplier of both medicinal and recreational marijuana. Mayor Woods appreciates the jobs and income for the city’s residents and welcomes the needed tax revenue. She said it will be a “rebirth” for this Mojave Desert community.

Maybe Mike Tyson will make regular appearances so you can “Have a Toke with Tyson”.

Does UPS Drug Test?

Does UPS Test for DrugsDoes UPS drug test? Like the drug testing policies at many companies, it is not always easy to know for sure if UPS will do a drug screening for every potential employee, for every position.

I think it is best to look at it like this. UPS is a big company. They are a huge worldwide company. There are lots of UPS employees that drive delivery vans, semi-trailer trucks, aircraft pilots, aircraft mechanics, and more. For aircraft related jobs, you can be certain that drug tests will be given because they are required by the FAA. For driving jobs which require a CDL, drug testing is also a certainty.

Many of these types of UPS jobs require high margins of safety, precision, and expertise. Also, with a lot of these jobs you are driving or operating equipment, vehicles and aircraft. When that is the case, a company is going to have drug screening policies that comply with current laws, which I mentioned previously. They are also going to take whatever extra steps they think are necessary to protect the safety of their employees and any others whose safety or well-being is dependent upon the safe operations of these vehicles, equipment, and aircraft.

I’m not saying that you can’t smoke a joint every now and then and still perform either high-risk work or jobs that require precision and expertise. Oh hell no. I’m just coming at this from the point of view of the company.

UPS Package Handler JobsFrom what I’ve found out when I was trying to figure out the answer to the does UPS drug test or not question, there are people saying both they do and they don’t for more entry-level or seasonal jobs like package sorters/handlers. They do seem to check out every potential employee pretty thoroughly, but it seems that not every single person they hire for every job is actually drug tested.

Drug Testing UPS JobsHowever, when they do drug test new hires they mainly rely on urine drug testing. Testing for dope is not cheap and UPS employs a lot of people. It seems in most cases they rely on piss testing because it costs less. There are some situations where UPS use a blood test to screen for drugs, but that seems to be mainly when the urine analysis doesn’t provide clear results.

In a nutshell, it seems UPS does not drug test for many part-time and seasonal jobs. If you have to have a CDL, it is a different story. Also, of course, if you’re dealing with aircraft at all you can expect that a drug screen will be required.

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The Jerry G Method

Drug tests can be abysmal especially if your employer requires you to go through one before you get employed or regular drug tests are a part of their policies. If you use marijuana and get caught with one of these tests, it could mean the end of your employment. So what do you do if you want to continue the use of marijuana and still keep your employment? You try to avoid detection at all costs.

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Thankfully for you, there are at least two very well known methods that can help the use of drugs remain hidden. But it depends on what kind of test your employer conducts in order to see whether you use drugs or not. They could use the basic urine test or the hair follicle test. In most cases remaining on the safe side through a urine test is very easy, but if it comes down to follicle test, then things are a bit complicated.

The Jerry G Method

The Jerry G Drug Testing (Passing) Method Explained

You can beat the hair follicle test by either using the Jerry g method or the macujo method. Both work but have their own advantages and disadvantages. As far as the Jerry g method is concerned, it is easy to follow and an affordable method.

The Jerry g method involves breaking down the outer layer of the hair follicle by using toxin wash shampoos and bleach. All you need to do is get yourself a bottle of bleach, any hair dye that has ammonia in it, a toxin shampoo, zydot ultra clean shampoo, baking soda and several combs.

The method involves eight easy steps that are described below.

  • Stop the use of marijuana at least 10 days before the test
  • On the day you stopped the use of drugs, bleach your hair and dye them with any hair dye containing ammonia
  • Wash your hair with a shampoo that with toxin wash
  • After 10 days of first bleaching and dying, repeat the second step
  • Wash your hair once again with a toxin wash
  • On the day test is supposed to take place, make a paste of baking soda and apply it on your hair and wait for it to settle down for 10-15 minutes and then wash it off completely
  • Wash your hair once again with toxin wash
  • Now use the zydot ultra clean shampoo to wash your hair once again and you are ready to give the test.

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The Macujo Method

Let’s be honest, drug tests are a huge pain especially if you recreation-ally use weed. Many companies in the U.S are required by law to put you through a drug test even before they hire you. And guess what, if you fail a drug test, you can say bye bye to your new job. Even if you are already working for a reputable company, you are not safe. Companies conduct drug tests from time to time to find out if you are a regular user.

For that reason, I started this site and am adamant about helping people pass drug tests.  So is another person, who is so infamous that he has his own method named after him!  Today, I share the details on this.

The Macujo Method

What is the Macujo Method?

Many companies use the urine sample method to test for drugs. This test is often easy to dodge and there are actually many ways you can use to stay off the radar even if you smoke weed like crazy. But some companies use the hair follicle test which you can’t just easily dodge.

Thanks to weed gurus out there, people have already come with a few ways to beat drug tests even through the hair follicle method. If you are not aware, you can easily dodge a test by using one of the two methods known as Jerry g method and Macujo method. Both methods allow you to rid of any traces of drug from your hair so you can return home safe after a hair follicle test. But both of them have their disadvantages and advantages.

For example, the Jerry g method may be cheap and easy to pull, but it ends up damaging your hair permanently. On the other hand the Macujo method is a slightly expensive way to achieve the same goal without any hair damage.

In order to pull of the Macujo method, you need to follow these steps.

  • The very first step is quit using weed at least 10 days before the test. If you use a lot of weed, then you’ll have to quit around 15 days before the test.
  • For the second step, wet your hair with warm water and make sure that they are not soaking wet
  • Now use Heinz vinegar and massage your scalp thoroughly making sure no ends are left untouched by the vinegar
  • Next you need to use the clear and clean formula atop your hair and massage it onto your scalp
  • Now let this mixture rest for about half an hour. You can protect your hair with a shower cap
  • Now use the Nexus Aloe Rid Shampoo to wash your hair thoroughly
  • Now wash your hair with tide liquid laundry detergent and you’re done

Repeat all these steps at least 5 times before the test.

Do I like this method?  Not really.  I’m a big fan of the shampoo, of course, which I talk about all over this site.

Read more about the Macujo method on SkinCare.net.  They detail the method in many more steps than I do.  You can learn a lot from the big authority sites that take the time to analyze things the way they do.

Does Kwik Save Drug Test

Living in the United States, I was not familiar with Kwik Save. I quickly found out that the United Kingdom-based Kwik Save is a chain of convenience stores now owned by the Costcutter company. If you want to work there, you should know about their policiesDoes Kwik Save Drug Test including pre-employment or random employee drug screening. Does Kwik Save drug test? Let’s find out, but first something quirky about the company.

The interesting tidbit about Kwik Save’s history is tied to its founder, Albert Gubay. He was a successful businessman on several fronts and was noted for giving his fortune to charity. Prior to his death, he set up a charitable trust and funded it with hundreds of millions from his fortune. Since he was a devout Catholic he stipulated that half the money must be spent on charitable projects connected to the Catholic church. The trustees decide which charities get the other half.

How and When Does Kwik Save Drug Test?

Okay. Now let’s get back to finding out about the drug testing policy of Kwik Save.

Kiwi Save United Kingdom Convenience StoresKwik Save is part of Costcutter. Don’t confuse the UK Costcutter with the Northwest U.S. based Costcutter grocery chain, we’re talking about the UK grocery company of which the Kwik Save convenience stores are a part.

United Kingdom Drug Testing

Under UK law, pre-employment and employee drug tests can be allowed if you give your consent. The problem with the law and company drug testing is that if you don’t give your consent, the employer could use that against you. This sets up the job seeker and employee with a possible “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation. This is especially true if you’ve been having some drug-induced fun on your own time.

The upside is that employee drug testing at companies in the UK appears to depend on the situation. Meaning that if you got hurt or were involved in circumstances in which someone was injured or some other reason, then you would be tested for drugs. It seems like a company has to have a set policy and they have to have told you all about the policy in a clear manner.UK Company drug testing kit

Also, they have to tell you why in this particular instance you are being tested. And they have to tell you the consequences if you fail the drug screening.

As far as Kwik Save goes, I did see someone online say that when they test they check your urine.

Preparing For Your Drug Test

As I recommend every time if you are going to apply for a new job take a break and give your body enough time to get the drugs out. Or buy a drug cleanse product and drink plenty of fluids to get cleaned out faster. Here’s advice on flushing drugs from your body. Be prepared!

At work, don’t do any drugs. If you are high at work, something happens, and they give you a drug test, you will be screwed and it won’t be fun.

These last bits of advice are true whether we are talking about passing a Kwik Save drug test in the UK or any company here in the USA.

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Does Barnes and Noble Drug Test

Does Barnes and Noble drug testBarnes & Noble is a big company. They are a Fortune 500 company. Here in the United States, Barnes and Noble have more retail stores than any other booksellers. In addition to books, they sell educational products and digital media products. You can find DVD’s, graphic novels, gifts, toys, games, tablets, and more. Fans of books and other media might think this is a good company at which to work. When job hunting, the job seeker naturally wants to know what to expect so they have questions. Does Barnes and Noble drug test is one important question an applicant needs to know about in advance?

With the advent of the internet and associated electronic media, brick and mortar bookstores have been hit pretty hard. A number have gone bankrupt or have simply gone out of business. Others, including Barnes and Noble, have expanded online to try and remain competitive.

They have not had much success. Every year since 2009, they have been closing stores. In 2003, they employed about 56,000 people. As of last year, they employed about 26,000.  In February 2018, they announce more layoffs as part of an effort to save $40 million a year.

I’m mentioning all this because if you’re looking for a long-term career, Barnes and Noble may not be your best choice. If you’re just looking for a job or maybe just part-time work and you like the coffee, books and media vibe, then you might like working for this company.

Does Barnes and Noble Drug Test or Not?

I’ve searched all around and I have found conflicting information about whether Barnes and Noble requires a pre-employment drug screen or not. I could not find their policy for drug testing current employees.

Barnes and Noble Employee Drug ScreeningsWhat I have seen is a mixture of answers about drug testing. Some say nobody was ever tested when they worked there while others say there were occasional random drug screens. Some said that the employee manual says that the company reserves the right to drug test employees. I read that someone said that they do a saliva test. I saw that blood and or urine drug testing in required in some locations according to this company drug testing database.

I tried going directly to the source. Nowhere on their website could I find any mention of drug tests. However, I did find the following passage in the Barnes & Noble Code of Business Conduct and Ethics: “The Company prohibits employees from being under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or prescription drugs that may impair their ability to perform their job up to standards or hinder the safety of employees and customers.  Consumption of alcoholic beverages on Barnes & Noble premises is only permitted, with prior management approval, for company-sponsored events.”

Here’s what I think. If you want to work at Barnes & Noble, be prepared to take a drug test. That means be ready and do what you need to in case they do test. If they don’t, then good for you. Always better ready than not.

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Does Costco Drug Test

Costco is a big company with a good reputation. They have over 740 locations and employ over 231,000 people. With a starting hourly wage of $11.50 and being named America’s Best Employer by Forbes in 2017, many people want to work there. They reward a good work record and length at the company with regular raises. Does Costco drug test is a good question to ask and get answered if you want to be able to get a job at this desirable company.Does Costco Drug Test

Well, Does Costco Drug Test Their Employees?

If you want to work at Costco you will be tested for a variety of drugs. They have a lengthy policy detailing their alcohol, drug and substance policy. It looks like they test for just about everything. Sadly, lot of companies drug test.

Their policy is explicit. It goes into great detail about pretty much every aspect of any type of substance use that is illegal or unauthorized. It also details the process that happens when you test positive such as using a different type of drug test on your sample to confirm the presence of drugs.

Is There Pre-Employment Drug Testing at Costco?

Costco gives all potential employees a pre-employment drug test before any formal offers of employment are made and contracts signed. They say there are no exceptions. The higher the level that you get hired in as the more overall scrutiny they will give you.

What Kind of Drug Tests Will I Have to Take at Costco

urine drug testing at Costco Wholesale storesAlthough it does not say so directly, according to what is written in their Drug and Alcohol-Free Workplace Policy they do a urine analysis. In different places, it refers to “urine specimen” so that makes it pretty obvious that they test your pee. If you need help passing a urine drug test, click here.

Elsewhere online, I found sources saying that Costco does a Mouth Swab type of drug test. That may be the case, but I don’t know for sure. If you’re not familiar with this type of drug screen, it is pretty straightforward. They use a cotton swab to collect some of your saliva so they can test it for the presence of drugs.testing for drugs by swabbing your mouth

Does Costco Do Drug Screenings After I’ve Been Hired?

There are three situations in which you can be tested under the company drug and alcohol policy after you’ve been hired.

Reasonable Suspicion

What they call “reasonable suspicion” is when they have “specific facts” or “reasonably suspects” that an employee has been using or is under the influence.

Post Accident

If the company thinks that you “caused or contributed” to a work-related accident that causes such harm to someone that they have to be taken somewhere to be treated or if there’s damage to Costco vehicles, equipment, machinery, or property, you will have to be tested for drugs.

Returning to Duty and Follow Up

If you have signed a Contract for Continued Employment with Costco and have gone through an evaluation to determine if you’ve been abusing substances, they will test you for drugs before you can start back to work. You may also have to be tested whenever they want you to for the next couple of years.

As you can see, even though Costco by many measures is a very good company to work for that pays a decent wage, they have a very specific policy regarding drug screens, situations that require testing, handling of your sample, and what happens if you test positive. With the information you now have, if you decide to apply at Costco you can be well prepared when it comes to drug testing.

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Does Kroger Drug Test

Are you looking for a job? You may have thought about the grocery industry. There are jobs available in this field and there are opportunities for advancement. Knowledge is always power. Having knowledge-information-about a prospective employer in advance will always work to your advantage. Whether you like to party during your off time or if the whole idea of drug testing just rubs you the wrong way, you will want to know if a company requires a pre-employment drug test. Let’s focus on the big grocery corporation Kroger and figure out the answer to the does kroger drug test question.

A Kroger store that may test for drugsI don’t care if you’re looking toward Kroger as a full-time, part-time, long-term, or short-term employer, being informed about their company policies will help you determine if you’d like to work for them. It will also help you if you get hired so you have more of a problem-free employment experience. Especially when it comes to drug use.

Finding Out If Kroger Requires Pre-Employment Drug Testing?

The answer is yes and no. This may sound confusing at first, so let me explain.

List of kroger owned companies

All these and more are part of the Kroger corporation!

Kroger is a huge company. Most of us are familiar with Kroger-brand grocery stores. Food4Less, Ralph’s, Smith’s, Fred Meyer and a bunch of other companies are also part of the Kroger company.

Kroger Drug Testing Company Policy?

Nowhere on Kroger’s main company website do they say anything about mandatory drug testing for new hires. I found policies about sustainability, diversity, and a whole bunch of other stuff about what they ethically expect from employees and vendors, but not a word about drug testing.

So, it seems that there is not a corporation-wide policy about drug testing. If there is one, they keep it private. Does this mean we don’t need to prepare or that we don’t need to be ready to cheat on a drug test when trying to get a job at Kroger? Read on and find out…

What about Kroger Grocery Stores?

However, I did find out that some individual Kroger stores will drug test you. This means you need to do some pre-application detective work. Before you actually turn in your application to work there, try to find out if that particular store tests. Be smart about this. If you are obvious, it might raise some red flags that could hurt your chances of getting the job.

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Type of Drug Test?

I also found out that the Kroger stores that do test do not use a urine test. They swab your mouth. Instead of a piss test, they do a spit test!

Testing your saliva for drugs by swabbing your mouth is a cheaper method than expensive urine testing. They are also more unreliable. So, that makes it better for us. By the way, drug tests and testing can be unreliable. Keep up to date with drug testing news to find out more about this.

Time is a big factor too. Mouth swab drug tests will only test positive for weed if you’ve smoked within a couple days. A week at most.

If you want to work at a Kroger store, find out if that individual store tests so you are prepared. If you want to be prepared for success no matter what, lay off the weed for a week, drink plenty of fluids, and brush your teeth often. Using hydrogen peroxide when brushing is helpful too.

Good luck with your Kroger job search!

How Do You Cheat on a Drug Test

image showing how do you cheat on a Drug Test Sometimes things happen that might be out of our control. Sometimes we may just screw up and visit too much fun land when we shouldn’t. Sometimes we have a drug test coming up and our only possible chance to test clean is to figure out a way to beat it. If that’s the case, then we need to know exactly how do you cheat on a drug test?

If the test you have to take is a urine test, you might be in luck. If it is a blood test, there’s not much you can do about it. However, with the old piss test, you might have a cheating chance.

Urine tests are still the main type of drug test that workers have to take. That’s good news for us. Both the federal government, which is a huge employer, state governments and employers in the private sector rely on this type of drug testing in many more cases than not.

Here’s Info on How Do You Cheat on a Drug Test

apparatus you wear for cheating drug testingSubstitute Urine

If you know someone who does not do drugs and they are willing to help you out, then this is the best way I know to cheat and beat a drug test.

Look out for misinformation. Your employer or potential employer may give you all kinds of warnings about trying to beat the drug test. They want you to think that they are all powerful and there’s no way to cheat on a test and they will catch you, especially if you try and substitute piss from someone else. I’ve even fallen for this fake warning.

Bullshit! You can use someone’s clean urine to cheat a drug test. Make sure you have previously warmed it up to body temperature! That is vitally important. If the test giver is aware and not corruptible, they will notice if your sample is not the temperature it needs to be.

Substitution works best if it is not a full view drug test. You still have to be sly and be prepared, though. There are products on the market that you can “wear” that can help you deliver that clean fake sample. Practice first so you are familiar with the apparatus and can do it in as natural a manner as possible.

Add Bribery

If you have a test giver that is really burning you and watching you like a hawk, you should be prepared to go for a “Hail Mary”. Beware! This is risky as hell. Only do this if you are desperate, if you will be totally screwed on multiple levels, if you have absolutely no other choice and it is do or you are through.

Try to pay off the tester. It can be done and it has been done. It goes without saying that you need be clever, but you need them to understand what you are offering them. The importance of you passing the test has to equal the risk you are taking when you go this route. Try to get a “read” on the tester and don’t cheap out. If you insult them by only offering $20.00 or something like that, you will fail or worse.

I’m giving you options and I’m giving you fair warning. Be smart. Okay? Good.

Synthetic

Yes, there are synthetic urines available that you can use to cheat. Click here for quality powdered urine. Again, you have to somehow substitute your own for the store bought pee. The equipment I mentioned above is needed for this method of cheating too.

Other Methods

I’m going to mention some other ways to cheat to pass a urine drug test, but you should test these out in advance. Pick up some home drug testing kits so you can try these cheats in advance to see if they will work for you.

bottle of aspirin A few hours before testing, take four aspirin. The aspirin may mask any drugs in your urine.

Try adulterating your sample. If you are sly, you might be able to slip ground up unscented bleach or 90 plus degree hot water into your specimen cup. These additives may work or they may not.

There’s a lot of arguments about all the method of cheating I’ve mentioned. Naturally, the drug testing companies and laboratories want everyone to think that their testing is foolproof and is such a big help to everyone. I call bullshit.

When it comes down to crunch time and you have a lot on the line you need to know how do you cheat on a drug test as a means of self-preservation. Drug testing is just one method that “the system” can screw you over for no good reason. Fight back by being prepared.

I hope these tips for cheating on drug tests will help you.